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Publicado: 20/06/2014 : 21:07 | Actualizado: 14/08/2021 : 00:56 |

Se sabía que el diario panameño "Crítica" prometía. Aquí otro gran Tontolar del susodicho medio. Un sutil juego de labios y una foto perfecta que encarrila la atención al punto concreto. No es un Tontolar, es una obra de arte, ¡qué coño!

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