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Jack el destripatuiter

Publicado: 13/05/2014 : 19:12 | Actualizado: 10/10/2022 : 18:17 |

Federico merece todos los laureles, ha hecho méritos de sobra para conseguir sentarse en el trono del altar de los Tontolares más gilipollas. Estamos asistiendo a una de las maniobras de desviación de la atención más burda de los últimos años. El propio ministro del Interior , elementos del

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