Translation found on Reddit by DoctorClusterFuck
Human beings are wonderful, we are gregarious and intelligent and we know how to use codes and icons that inform of our belonging to collectives that allow us to create visible communities with cultural affinities.
Now, thanks to Canal Sur, the television of all Andalusians on the planet Mars, we can join the legion of new superior organisms that inhabit the south. Become a global village idiot now by clicking here.
–Update 31/03 Happy coincidences. I read in several comments that there was a Facebook group with the title : Power Balance: convenient system for identifying retarded people.
–19/04 José María Múgica, Director General of the OCU: “Power Balance is a ‘miracle’ product and has no effect on health”