Asteroids. Cartoon of 22/02/2025 in CTXT
As the chances of the 40-90 metre wide asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Earth at the same speed as the chances of cryptobros recovering any of the thousands of dollars they had "invested" in the $LIBRA scam promoted by the wig, the media downgraded the number of Hiroshima bombs they compared the effects of the impact to.
ABC was already talking about the asteroid being nicknamed (by the media, of course) the "city killer" to give it a more disaster movie tone. Yet another example of how conditionals can take anything.
But the party was short-lived. Besides, NASA had already made it very clear:
"When it was first discovered, asteroid 2024 YR4 had a very low probability of hitting the Earth on 22 December 2032. However, as more observations of the asteroid were made and these data were added to the calculations of its orbit, 2024 YR4 was judged to have no significant chance of hitting the Earth in 2032 and beyond.
Be that as it may, the recurring thing about the falling meteorite that could fall on our heads , reducing the inhabited world to a pile of space ash was very good for us to abstract ourselves for a while from the avalanche of absurd and worrying performances by the duo of imbeciles who occupy the Casablanca and who have managed to make Idiocracy look like an out-of-date genre play.
