Drastic reform

 
Elon Musk, drastic reform
Melon entering The White House with his brown ideas

Drastic reform. Cartoon of 08/09/2024 in CTXT

Elon Musk, one of the world's richest, lankiest and most mediocre dudes, decided that now, in addition to his duties as a cheap Iron Man, Trump's huckster and propagator of hoaxes, he has time to save the US government. So he proposed to the criminal known as prisoner PO1135809 to create a commission to see if the public sector really works or is broken at all, and of course, he kindly offered to lead it.

Trump, who does not miss a single one to prove his mental imbalance, said that yes, if he returns to the White House, Elon will be in charge of putting order in the federal government with a "drastic" reform and considers that Elon has a lot of free time and is also "the biggest cutter".

The whimsical babe tweeted that he is willing to "serve America" if given the opportunity. And, like a self-made self-made millionaire with a diamond mine inherited from his daddy, he added that he doesn't need a salary, a title or applause. With a tweet announcing his willingness to make sacrifices for the benefit of the public so that his more than 197 million followers will pay him a little more attention, he's already paid for it.

Super-tip of the day: get as far away as you can from all these sociopaths who believe that a country should, and can, be run like a company.

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